diff --git a/.github/actions/run_tests_windows/action.yml b/.github/actions/run_tests_windows/action.yml
index 0a550c7d32..75eaedd050 100644
--- a/.github/actions/run_tests_windows/action.yml
+++ b/.github/actions/run_tests_windows/action.yml
@@ -10,6 +10,10 @@ inputs:
 runs:
   using: "composite"
   steps:
+    - name: FIXME
+      shell: powershell
+      run: Write-Host "$env:LOCALAPPDATA"
+
     - name: Install test runner
       shell: powershell
       working-directory: ${{ inputs.working-directory }}
@@ -20,167 +24,10 @@ runs:
       with:
         node-version: "18"
 
-    - name: Configure crash dumps
-      shell: powershell
-      run: |
-        # Record the start time for this CI run
-        $runStartTime = Get-Date
-        $runStartTimeStr = $runStartTime.ToString("yyyy-MM-dd HH:mm:ss")
-        Write-Host "CI run started at: $runStartTimeStr"
-
-        # Save the timestamp for later use
-        echo "CI_RUN_START_TIME=$($runStartTime.Ticks)" >> $env:GITHUB_ENV
-
-        # Create crash dump directory in workspace (non-persistent)
-        $dumpPath = "$env:GITHUB_WORKSPACE\crash_dumps"
-        New-Item -ItemType Directory -Force -Path $dumpPath | Out-Null
-
-        Write-Host "Setting up crash dump detection..."
-        Write-Host "Workspace dump path: $dumpPath"
-
-        # Note: We're NOT modifying registry on stateful runners
-        # Instead, we'll check default Windows crash locations after tests
-
     - name: Run tests
       shell: powershell
       working-directory: ${{ inputs.working-directory }}
       run: |
         $env:RUST_BACKTRACE = "full"
 
-        # Enable Windows debugging features
-        $env:_NT_SYMBOL_PATH = "srv*https://msdl.microsoft.com/download/symbols"
-
-        # .NET crash dump environment variables (ephemeral)
-        $env:COMPlus_DbgEnableMiniDump = "1"
-        $env:COMPlus_DbgMiniDumpType = "4"
-        $env:COMPlus_CreateDumpDiagnostics = "1"
-
         cargo nextest run --workspace --no-fail-fast
-
-    - name: Analyze crash dumps
-      if: always()
-      shell: powershell
-      run: |
-        Write-Host "Checking for crash dumps..."
-
-        # Get the CI run start time from the environment
-        $runStartTime = [DateTime]::new([long]$env:CI_RUN_START_TIME)
-        Write-Host "Only analyzing dumps created after: $($runStartTime.ToString('yyyy-MM-dd HH:mm:ss'))"
-
-        # Check all possible crash dump locations
-        $searchPaths = @(
-            "$env:GITHUB_WORKSPACE\crash_dumps",
-            "$env:LOCALAPPDATA\CrashDumps",
-            "$env:TEMP",
-            "$env:GITHUB_WORKSPACE",
-            "$env:USERPROFILE\AppData\Local\CrashDumps",
-            "C:\Windows\System32\config\systemprofile\AppData\Local\CrashDumps"
-        )
-
-        $dumps = @()
-        foreach ($path in $searchPaths) {
-            if (Test-Path $path) {
-                Write-Host "Searching in: $path"
-                $found = Get-ChildItem "$path\*.dmp" -ErrorAction SilentlyContinue | Where-Object {
-                    $_.CreationTime -gt $runStartTime
-                }
-                if ($found) {
-                    $dumps += $found
-                    Write-Host "  Found $($found.Count) dump(s) from this CI run"
-                }
-            }
-        }
-
-        if ($dumps) {
-          Write-Host "Found $($dumps.Count) crash dump(s)"
-
-          # Install debugging tools if not present
-          $cdbPath = "C:\Program Files (x86)\Windows Kits\10\Debuggers\x64\cdb.exe"
-          if (-not (Test-Path $cdbPath)) {
-            Write-Host "Installing Windows Debugging Tools..."
-            $url = "https://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?linkid=2237387"
-            Invoke-WebRequest -Uri $url -OutFile winsdksetup.exe
-            Start-Process -Wait winsdksetup.exe -ArgumentList "/features OptionId.WindowsDesktopDebuggers /quiet"
-          }
-
-          foreach ($dump in $dumps) {
-            Write-Host "`n=================================="
-            Write-Host "Analyzing crash dump: $($dump.Name)"
-            Write-Host "Size: $([math]::Round($dump.Length / 1MB, 2)) MB"
-            Write-Host "Time: $($dump.CreationTime)"
-            Write-Host "=================================="
-
-            # Set symbol path
-            $env:_NT_SYMBOL_PATH = "srv*C:\symbols*https://msdl.microsoft.com/download/symbols"
-
-            # Run analysis
-            $analysisOutput = & $cdbPath -z $dump.FullName -c "!analyze -v; ~*k; lm; q" 2>&1 | Out-String
-
-            # Extract key information
-            if ($analysisOutput -match "ExceptionCode:\s*([\w]+)") {
-              Write-Host "Exception Code: $($Matches[1])"
-              if ($Matches[1] -eq "c0000005") {
-                Write-Host "Exception Type: ACCESS VIOLATION"
-              }
-            }
-
-            if ($analysisOutput -match "EXCEPTION_RECORD:\s*(.+)") {
-              Write-Host "Exception Record: $($Matches[1])"
-            }
-
-            if ($analysisOutput -match "FAULTING_IP:\s*\n(.+)") {
-              Write-Host "Faulting Instruction: $($Matches[1])"
-            }
-
-            # Save full analysis
-            $analysisFile = "$($dump.FullName).analysis.txt"
-            $analysisOutput | Out-File -FilePath $analysisFile
-            Write-Host "`nFull analysis saved to: $analysisFile"
-
-            # Print stack trace section
-            Write-Host "`n--- Stack Trace Preview ---"
-            $stackSection = $analysisOutput -split "STACK_TEXT:" | Select-Object -Last 1
-            $stackLines = $stackSection -split "`n" | Select-Object -First 20
-            $stackLines | ForEach-Object { Write-Host $_ }
-            Write-Host "--- End Stack Trace Preview ---"
-          }
-
-          Write-Host "`n⚠️  Crash dumps detected! Download the 'crash-dumps' artifact for detailed analysis."
-
-          # Copy dumps to workspace for artifact upload
-          $artifactPath = "$env:GITHUB_WORKSPACE\crash_dumps_collected"
-          New-Item -ItemType Directory -Force -Path $artifactPath | Out-Null
-
-          foreach ($dump in $dumps) {
-            $destName = "$($dump.Directory.Name)_$($dump.Name)"
-            Copy-Item $dump.FullName -Destination "$artifactPath\$destName"
-            if (Test-Path "$($dump.FullName).analysis.txt") {
-              Copy-Item "$($dump.FullName).analysis.txt" -Destination "$artifactPath\$destName.analysis.txt"
-            }
-          }
-
-          Write-Host "Copied $($dumps.Count) dump(s) to artifact directory"
-        } else {
-          Write-Host "No crash dumps from this CI run found"
-        }
-
-    - name: Upload crash dumps
-      if: always()
-      uses: actions/upload-artifact@v4
-      with:
-        name: crash-dumps-${{ github.run_id }}-${{ github.run_attempt }}
-        path: |
-          crash_dumps_collected/*.dmp
-          crash_dumps_collected/*.txt
-        if-no-files-found: ignore
-        retention-days: 7
-
-    - name: Check test results
-      shell: powershell
-      working-directory: ${{ inputs.working-directory }}
-      run: |
-        # Re-check test results to fail the job if tests failed
-        if ($LASTEXITCODE -ne 0) {
-          Write-Host "Tests failed with exit code: $LASTEXITCODE"
-          exit $LASTEXITCODE
-        }
diff --git a/.github/workflows/ci.yml b/.github/workflows/ci.yml
index f4ba227168..7b8ea0b10c 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/ci.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/ci.yml
@@ -238,7 +238,8 @@ jobs:
 
   actionlint:
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
-    if: github.repository_owner == 'zed-industries' && needs.job_spec.outputs.run_actionlint == 'true'
+    # FIXME
+    if: false && github.repository_owner == 'zed-industries' && needs.job_spec.outputs.run_actionlint == 'true'
     needs: [job_spec]
     steps:
       - uses: actions/checkout@v4
@@ -254,7 +255,9 @@ jobs:
     timeout-minutes: 60
     name: (macOS) Run Clippy and tests
     needs: [job_spec]
+    # FIXME
     if: |
+      false &&
       github.repository_owner == 'zed-industries' &&
       needs.job_spec.outputs.run_tests == 'true'
     runs-on:
@@ -324,7 +327,9 @@ jobs:
     timeout-minutes: 60
     name: (Linux) Run Clippy and tests
     needs: [job_spec]
+    # FIXME
     if: |
+      false &&
       github.repository_owner == 'zed-industries' &&
       needs.job_spec.outputs.run_tests == 'true'
     runs-on:
@@ -376,7 +381,9 @@ jobs:
     timeout-minutes: 60
     name: (Linux) Build Remote Server
     needs: [job_spec]
+    # FIXME
     if: |
+      false &&
       github.repository_owner == 'zed-industries' &&
       needs.job_spec.outputs.run_tests == 'true'
     runs-on:
@@ -418,7 +425,7 @@ jobs:
     if: |
       github.repository_owner == 'zed-industries' &&
       needs.job_spec.outputs.run_tests == 'true'
-    runs-on: [self-hosted, Windows, X64]
+    runs-on: crashme
     steps:
       - name: Environment Setup
         run: |